i think i have herpe
just one?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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