at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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