it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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