I've blown a few things in my day
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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