get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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