We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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