hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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