he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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