I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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