No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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