Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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