The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You're completely useless in the revolution.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
