Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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