Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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