now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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