He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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