Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
you told grandpa to call you daddy
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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