Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
