he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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