You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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