I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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