I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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