Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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