I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
birth control should be required to get into college
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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