Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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