...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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