That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she told me i tasted like america
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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