It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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