He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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