what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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