Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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