let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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