Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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