their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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