Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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