you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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