You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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