If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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