We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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