one two three fourrrrnication!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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