I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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