those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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