idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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