dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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