i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
only you would photoshop your dick
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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