It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
