That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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