we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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