my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
