lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
that is very illegal...i love you.
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