Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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