I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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